pancakebuddy:

Not my picture just my edit.

Please do not repost. Thanks :)

irwah:

I keep forgetting how much I love Disconnected and then it’ll come on on shuffle and I’m like this is it. If I had to listen to one song for the rest of my life, this song would be it. 

pub in Camden - 4.15

—Anonymous: What kind of boyfriend do you think Michael is? Or daddy Michael or drunk Michael or oh man I need to stop

vodkaclifford:

I think Michael is the kind of boyfriend that would act like he’s a bad ass around his friends, but when he’s around you he’s really sweet and caring and gentle and he would break your walls easily because he would be so inviting, and you would end up telling him all of your secrets and when you were done, he would wipe away your tears and tell you how much he loves you, and that you mean the world to him, and if you weren’t in his life he wouldn’t know how to live, and you’re his everything.

Daddy Michael would be the type that if you had a boy, he would have him grow up to be just like him. He would pass his love for music onto your son. If you had a girl, he would spoil it rotten, showering it with presents and kisses, treating her like a princess, just how he treats you. I also think that he would be very family oriented, always wanting to be with you guys and protecting you.

DRUNK MICHAEL WOULD BE THE CUTEST OKAY HE WOULD BE OBNOXIOUS AND GIGGLY AND HE WOULD STUMBLE AROUND AND HE WOULD PULL YOU ONTO THE COUCH AND WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR EAR AND HE YOU TWO WOULD LIKE MAKEOUT AND THINGS WOULD GET HEATED AND YOU’D WRAP YOUR ARMS AROUND HIS NECK AND YOUR LEGS AROUND HIS WAIST WHILE HE HOLDS YOUR BUM FOR SUPPORT AND YOU TWO WOULD GO INTO THE BEDROOM AND HE SHUT THE DOOR WITH HIS FOOT AND HE’D PUSH YOU UP AGAINST THE WALL AND OH MY GOD I NEED TO STOP DONT TOUCH ME BYE 

raisesomehale:

sstiliinski:

WHO KEEPS HANDING DYLAN PUPPIES

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I MEAN

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WHERE ARE U GETTING THEM DYLAN

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THERE MUST BE A LIMIT

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THEY JUST APPEAR

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THAT’S ENOUGH. I DEMAND ANSWERS

did you just subtly imply that Posey is a puppy

guy:

OMG… ur staying home on a FRIDAY night?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

same

(x)

russelbrand:

my favorite member of 5sos is whoever has the lowest standards

safeguards:

xeiko:

high-ryanlion-flyin:

Just in case you weren’t on the moon last night. This is what earth looked like from the moon’s perspective 

WHOA

WHOA

ashtonfurwin:

i live for this

it’s actually really funny how update accounts think they know everything.